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Sunday, November 21, 2010

LIL B: "BITCH, I'M BILL CLINTON"

#RARE! #BASED! #SWAG!

The Hardest-Tweetin'...er, I mean, Hardest-Workin' Man in Rap - The Based God, himself - dropped his #ULTRARARE! #BITCHSHAKETHATASSONMYDICKWOOWOOSWAG! #NEW! #MIXTAPE! #REDFLAME a week or two back.

Regulars will be aware that we're rather partial to bit o'Lil B out here in the storm-wracked wilds of South Somerset. Here's my favourite cut:

DYLAN ETTINGER

People in the street often confuse me for Dylan Ettinger. They stop and point, say "Hey. Ain't you - ?" A couple times I've signed autographs, just to get rid of irksome town-centre stalkers.

Nope, I'm not Dylan Ettinger. I'm a bit skinnier than him, but I understand why people sometimes get us mixed up.

It's flattering, of course, but a bit of a drag when you're out eating a meal with your wife.

Anyway, here's the real Dylan Ettinger. I doubt if anyone confuses him for me.