DRINKING THE EVIL BLACK CRACK
Curved Air cancelled their Yeovil show three weeks ago, apparently. One of my friends phoned the venue today and found out. *gnashes teeth*
Nice one, Western Gazette. Let's hope their News section is more reliable.
So, instead I bought some v. strong Arabian coffee wh/ I have named Black Crack because it's so fucking strong. It's sooo damn dark that photons are unable to escape from its caffeine event-horizon.
It makes me wanna...nnnnnnrgggggh...my teeth...I...nyyyahahahaha....
What like about it is that it makes me feel really evil. It's dark granular ruuuuussh makes me think sinister, evil thoughts.
And - you know what? - I fucking like it. I like being evil.
It's the caffeine equivalent of 90's Darkside 'Ardkore.
I'm not going to tell you the name of the brand because - quite frankly - I don't trust a weak-willed individual like yourself to make good lifestyle choices whilst you are in the grip of its beautifully-insidious, rich-aroma'd fist. Besides, now that I've got a jar I want all the rest for myself...!!!
Ngggggggggh! Ohhh, my heartsie! Nhahahahahghahagggg...
It cost two quid.