THE RETURN OF DOM ZERO
My old pal Dom Zero is back blogging again after a period in the wilderness being tempted by Satan, etc.
He 'fessed up that he'd been lurking on Facebook for a while. "You get more comments there," he explained. But I think he's finally come to the conclusion that facebook's a bit shit. Sometimes I think I'm the only person in the world who's not on Facebook. I think I kinda like that.
So go and leave some comments on his blog.
Nice ones, otherwise he'll hunt you down and kill you. Slowly.
(Sorry, I meant he'd kill you slowly, not hunt you down slowly. That would be a bit...no, actually, that's probably what he would do. He'd smoke a lot and think about what he was going to do when he found you. You can't hurry some things...)
Anyway, I think he hung Stewart Lee. With a noose or an old coathanger, I'm not sure which.
Actually, I've no idea who Stewart Lee is. Presumably, he's famous or something.