Monday, July 05, 2010


Curved Air cancelled their Yeovil show three weeks ago, apparently. One of my friends phoned the venue today and found out. *gnashes teeth*

Nice one, Western Gazette. Let's hope their News section is more reliable.

So, instead I bought some v. strong Arabian coffee wh/ I have named Black Crack because it's so fucking strong. It's sooo damn dark that photons are unable to escape from its caffeine event-horizon.

It makes me teeth...I...nyyyahahahaha....

What like about it is that it makes me feel really evil. It's dark granular ruuuuussh makes me think sinister, evil thoughts.

And - you know what? - I fucking like it. I like being evil.

It's the caffeine equivalent of 90's Darkside 'Ardkore.

I'm not going to tell you the name of the brand because - quite frankly - I don't trust a weak-willed individual like yourself to make good lifestyle choices whilst you are in the grip of its beautifully-insidious, rich-aroma'd fist. Besides, now that I've got a jar I want all the rest for myself...!!!

Ngggggggggh! Ohhh, my heartsie! Nhahahahahghahagggg...

It cost two quid.

Two quiiid-d-d-duhh...


At 10:13 pm, Blogger farmer glitch said...

man - I need your contacts !!

sounds like the we should start working on 'sounds from an imaginary slaughter house..."!!



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