V. interesting unintentional (?) typo from Simon Reynolds:
Haintology: Now, that I can work with.
Round our way - in the deep, dark limbostreets and murky slurry-filled autumncopses of S. Somerset - "Hain't" is local.vocal shorthand for "It ain't".
As in: "Hain't wot you fink it is."
Haintology it is, then.