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Saturday, August 15, 2009

BUST DOWN THE DOOR AND EAT ALL THE CHICKENS #9

The latest ish of Bust... finally arrives, crashing through the undergrowth with your severed, half-chewed hand in its mouth.



(Includes stories by Shane Jones, Steve Aylett, D. Harlan Wilson, Christopher Higgs, Sean Casey, Ben Stein, Katy Wimhurst, and Ryan W. Bradley. Contains book reviews of Duncan Barlow's Super Cell Anemia and Jeremy C. Shipp's Sheep and Wolves.)

You should buy this. It will make you irresistible to both men and women. So irresistible that you will be constantly buried under an enormous mound of writhing bodies (just mistyped that as "biddies" lol). You will be the centre of a vast mobile orgy. A confluence of flesh. You will be extremely sore.

Eventually, you will have to be put into protective custody for various Public Health issues. But the police will want to constantly fuck you. They will stand outside your cell on heat, moaning and sighing and rubbing their crotches until their uniforms crackle with static. You will not get much sleep because of all the noise.

But you will be very popular.

THE DETROIT SPINNERS: RUBBERBAND MAN (PTS 1 AND 2)





Some kinda Stretch Armstrong Elasti-tantric Sex Thang going on at the end, there.

But what we really want to know is: who was the best - The Detroit Spinners or The Detroit Emeralds?

Votes please, people.

"DOGHEAD" BY JASE DANIELS

"Doghead": a very cool piece of film from Jase Daniels, an extremely talented artist/writer/animator whose work we dig v. much on Kid Shirt (just run a quick BloggerSearch and see if I'm lyin', bitch). This cat runs deeeep.