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Sunday, April 05, 2009

BASIL BRUSH IN: "HIGH SKOOL MANIA"



Basil on great form! Innuendos flyin' thick n fast...

"You've got some big girls in Yeovil..."

"I'll get me clock out..."

Etc, etc.

Uh-ho:

10 YEARS OF ERASERHEAD PRESS



THE KEK-W QUARTERLY

And speaking of Lit. Journals...

Bradley Sands sent me a nice formal mail earlier today, submitting a piece of fiction to The Kek-W Quarterly, a publication that didn't actually exist until I'd had me tea an hour or so ago. See, politeness still counts for a lot round these parts.

The name was Bradley's suggestion, but I like it - it's sorta nudged me into something I'd been toying with doing anyway. The HTML (and the layout) still needs tweaking, but here we go...the first in an occasional series of fiction posts on K-and-a-Quarter:

The Adventures of a Small, Ceramic Giraffe in Tudor England by Mr. Bradley Sands

GRRRR...

Since Boris Johnson - the Conservative Mayor of London, for the benefit of our American friends - seems to have also effectively elected himself head of the London Metropolitan Police Force (by sacking the Police Commissioner, etc), then perhaps he'd like to personally take responsibility for the death of Ian Tomlinson, an innocent bystander who died after being beaten by G20 riot police. He was walking home from his job in a newsagent.

But no, Boris the Buffoon is too busy looking appropriately servile at this private reception for the G20 conference.

Fucking gormless prick. Do us all a favour and sack yourself.

Go back to editing the Eton Literary Journal or whatever it was you did in a past life.

Twat.