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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

AVANT GARDE FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM

Avant Garde For The New Millennium (Raw Dog Screaming Press) is now available for Pre-Orders on Amazon.



This anthology features a mega-talented pack of howling mad-dog writers from both sides of the pond - quite a few of which I know and some I don't - you are hereby advised to score a copy of this pronto if you have any interest whatsoever in cool alternative lit.shit...once this sells out you'll be kicking yourself for missing it; soon you'll find yrself frequenting strange ill-lit bars frequented by *******'s and reduced to scavaging for food from pedal-pins. Avoid this fate by buying a copy, or even two! You won't regret it. You children will thank you for it. It's an investment; a life-style choice.

Owning a copy of this book is guaranteed to get you laid.

You will be intellectually irresistable. Strangers will throw - no, hurl themselves at you the second you buy a copy of this book; it's a literary pheromone thing.

It contains a story by me called "The Reformation" wh/ is pretty flippin' cool; but - hey! - the whole durn book is uber-boss.

YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO MISS OUT!

IF YOU DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK THE SPACE-PEOPLE WILL NOT TAKE YOU UP IN THEIR BIG SILVER MOTHERSHIP ON EARTHDEATH DAY! And that would not be a good thing.

More on this soon.