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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

PLAY LIKE AL Di MEOLA IN A DAY



"Wild and audacious, breath-takingly barmy: the complete inside-outsider's guide to making music on a zero budget. The chapters on pretending to be Bela Bartok and Kevin Godley of 10cc are worth the price of admission alone." - **** ******

"The ultimate musical self-help book for Post-Millennial Slack-Offs." - ****** *******

"Burn your I-Chings, Tarots and Oblique Strategy cards: this is the real deal." ********** magazine.

Seriously, you'd fucking buy this, wouldn't you?

8 Comments:

At 9:29 am, Blogger Martin said...

If it was "play like Acker Bilk", hell yeah...
(verification = mancid)

 
At 11:16 am, Blogger db said...

Never since Messaien's "Machine What Makes Players Make Like Machine (for Oud, Trautorium and Crystal Harmonica)" has there been such a breakthrough in the mystical arts of musickery! Learn the whistle-song of the Spotted Gelb! Discover 64-tone serial systems not heard since John Fahey and Harry Smith ran their "Victrola Records For Dope" exchange program! Do not let Mongolian electro-pop bands be the only ones with Kek's secret formulas!

 
At 12:38 am, Blogger Fritz Bogott said...

What's a "non-musician?"

 
At 12:56 am, Blogger Jason Gusmann said...

fritz, a "non-musician" is like brian eno but with better hair and no record deal.

 
At 1:11 am, Blogger Fritz Bogott said...

Someone where, if you hand them a big-ass mallet and an empty oil drum, they just shrug and haul them off to the landfill?

 
At 8:18 pm, Blogger I am not Kek-w said...

"...brian eno but with better hair and no record deal."

LOL! Yes, the second part of that sentence has a certain, um, ring of truth to it.

 
At 5:59 pm, Blogger Dominic Zero said...

I'd buy it. Then I'd sell it on Ebay.

 
At 6:29 pm, Blogger I am not Kek-w said...

And I'd probably buy it off you on eBay and then re-sell, etc, etc....lol

 

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