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Friday, June 06, 2008

DICKIPEDIA

Here.

Dickipedia: truly, this is what the internet was invented for.

Dick Cheney's entry starts:

"Richard Bruce Cheney (born January 30, 1941) is a former United States Congressman, Secretary of Defense, the 46th Vice President of the United States and a dick. He also served as White House Chief of Staff, and in the private sector was the Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Halliburton Energy Services. Every decision he has ever made has been wrong."

Vladimir Putin's entry begins:

"Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (born October 7, 1952) is the Prime Minister of the Russian federation, the former President of the Russian Federation, the 2007 TIME magazine Person of the Year, and a dick. As an emotionless, muscular, tyrannical, soviet-style politician and former KGB agent, Putin is essentially an amalgam of every villain from every action movie released between 1981 and 1987."

I've no idea who's behind this, but it really wouldn't surprise me if this soon became the fastest growing site on the internet.