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Monday, July 09, 2007

WHAT'S COOKING?

Pah! My media presence continues to grow, unbidden, like a medieval pestilience...

Chris, choking on tears of laughter, tells me I've just appeared on BBC2 on an Indian Cookery program! The fuckers have been after me for weeks, hassling me for my recipe for Astral Bombay Cauliflower...

The programme's producer chased me across a field a few weeks ago (no lie!), but I didn't like the snotty-nosed Hoxton bitch, so I refused permission for them to broadcast, digitally or otherwise, my likeness or any caricature or analogue thereof.

I am aghast! The BBC will be hearing from my solicitor.

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