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Sunday, June 24, 2007

MOTHFAX

Moths drink the tears of sleeping birds.

Jeez. Bags-I we use that as a track-title.

...And: Finnish Vampire-Moths that drink human blood.

Mothsex fax: moths practice safe-sex...since moths, like Sting and Trudy Styler, sometimes copulate for 8-9 hours at a time, they need protection, not from pregnancy, but from predators...so, to this end, some species absorb toxins from plants when they feed during their larval stage. The male Rattlebox Moth, for example, sucks up various chemicals from the rattlebox plant that then make it unpalatable to predatory insects and animals. The Wasp Moth chows down on Dogfennel before contemplating a bout of nooky - like garlic in humans, this makes them so vile to be around, that spiders will actually cut them loose from their webs! Phoo - yuck!

When moths mate, some males pass toxins onto/into the female in their sperm. Wasp Moth blokes exude a fine, toxic mist that surround them and their birds, like a cloud of Brut aftershave, seeing off predators (and lurve rivals) during their marathon shagging sessions. This protection is also passed onto the fertilised eggs. The male Rattlebox Moth 'poisons' its mate so much that she's protected from predators for the rest of her life, which is usually only about 3-4 weeks, or slightly longer than the average Club 18-30 Holiday

4 Comments:

At 4:45 pm, Blogger GTTRBRKZ said...

Kid Moth?! This is getting outta hand. I wouldn't mind so much, but me and the wife have basically declared total war on all moth-kind. We've been swatting and hoovering the little fuckers for days. Death to all of a mothish persuasion!!

 
At 5:11 pm, Blogger kek-w said...

POWDERY FLUTTERING DEATH TO THE FASCIST HUMAN OPPRESSORS OF MOTHER MOTHKIND!

ONWARDS TO YATE! SWARM, MY BRETHREN, SWARM!

 
At 2:07 am, Blogger El Duderino said...

Sorry, but I fucking hate moths. I've been at war with them in my bedroom for the last couple of years. I try to kill them and they try to eat my carpet. (And I don't mean that in any kind of kinky lesbian way.)

 
At 9:00 am, Blogger kek-w said...

"I've been at war with them in my bedroom for the last couple of years.".....hmmmm: sounds like code for some sort of tantric, stay-hard-for-months mothsex thang to me...are you sure you haven't actually, y'know, got a thing goin' on fer moths...

POWDERY FLUTTERING DEATH TO THE FASCIST HUMAN EXPOITERS OF MOTH SEXUALITY! TO THE DOGFENNEL! SPRAY THEIR CURRUPT LITTLE WINKIES WITH YOUR TOXIC LOVE-MIST!

ONWARDS TO HACKNEY! SWARM, MY BRETHREN, SWARM

 

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