KID SHIRT

Sunday, April 09, 2006

THE SKY OVER MAGIC TONY'S HOUSE

SHINTO BEEF LANGUOR

SWORD AND THE SORCERESS

Damon Packard and Chad Nelson's meta-script/treatment for 'fake' 80's Sci-Fantasy 'sequel' "Sword and The Sorceress"...

More info here.

Remember, kids, Damon was doing all this reconstructiv/deconstructiv cinematic remix/redux shit, like, donkeys years b/for these MTV fuckwit filmschool kids. And those guys who ripped off his "Untitled Star Wars Mockumentary" for the MTV awards or the Grammys or whatever it was should be fucking ashamed of themselves but instead they'll prob. go on to direct "Blade 5" or Underworld 4" or bloody "Resident Evil 6: The Prequel" and make shedloads of lucre, and Damon'll continue to slowly starve to death while he bashes out his twisted little parallel universe cinematic micromasterpieces for a couple hundred bucks a film.

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