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Thursday, December 21, 2006

CHRISTMAS COME-TOGETHER!

Another reminder: this time for Global Orgasm Day...

G.O.D.!

...which is (eek!) tomorrow, December 22nd, 2006, so getcha Mojo's polished and yr auras ready for action. The plan is to create the largest (simultaneous, if poss) mass orgasm ever...

...as well as having some serious fun, we can bring our own guns (so to speak) on the Military-Industrial Complex...remember: these Fundamendalist Control-Freaks don't like us having sex/fun/control over our lives, so this is the best way to, er, slip 'em a finger... most of those old MPs and senators can only get it on when a $2000 a night hooker wees on them...so it's time we fought back with whatever, er, weapons we have at our disposal...c'mon, you know it makes sense...you know you wanna...

...the daily papers were out in force mocking this initiative earlier in the week (well, they would, wouldn't they: Murdoch's what, 75, 76...with a 30-something trophy wife that he's just installed on the board of MySpace China...) talking about adled old hippies and sad old New Agers...well, fuck 'em all, I say! I mean, using sex as a magickal focus-point to make positive things happen couldn't possibly work, could it, readers...? That would be too far-fetched.

Only shame is we can't somehow simultaneously aim all of our psychical jizzy jetsom at the Bad Guys too; imagine Rummy's Golf Club or the Israeli cabinet-bunker suddenly getting hit by a couple kilotonnes of fluid emissions...

4 Comments:

At 7:05 pm, Blogger Betty said...

Is it advisable in your condition though? Er, take care ...

 
At 7:26 pm, Blogger Robert said...

iam so there and at the ready!

jerking off is one of the few things i do well :)

 
At 7:46 pm, Blogger kek-w said...

LOL!

Up and at 'em, Robert...

I might be sore, but I'm ready to do my bit!

 
At 7:21 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wankers of the world unite - sex magick as WMD?
like that old cliche about all the people in China jumping up and down at the same time, what would happen with a simultaneous mass orgasm?

 

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