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Friday, September 22, 2006

'ARDKORE FLASHBACK

Keepin' it Reel to Real!

Buddha Machines are soooo last season; this is this year's must-have rainforest-destroyin', minimum wage-payin' fashion accessory:



Get two or more going out of synch w/ each other and yr synapses quickly start misfiring and melting down! Thinking of appropriating a bunch of these for when I eventually play live again...5 minutes before the Eschaton hits in 21st Dec. 2012...now there's a date for yer (Mayan MacD) calendar.

4 Comments:

At 8:12 am, Blogger doppelganger said...

I've no idea what that is - but I want one....

 
At 10:24 am, Blogger kek-w said...

Basically, it plays a loop of "I like to Move it, Move It" by Reel to Real (as opposed to the Sacha Baron-Cohen version)...

Unfortunately, this involves buying a Happy Meal in the UK's 'favourite' fast-food take-out venue, something I'm conceptually v. uncomfortable with, but how can you explain that to a young child w/out sounding like a killjoy (so mum takes 'em after swimming...)...

If eating in McDs is an ethical minefield for ya, then there's one here on eBay: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280031271357&ssPageName=MERCOSI_VI_ROSI_PR4_PCN_BIX_Stores&refitem=130029612949&itemcount=4&refwidgetloc=closed_view_item&refwidgettype=osi_widget

 
At 6:29 pm, Blogger GammaGoblin said...

You might be onto something about these and Eschaton. Theres a definate peak in novelty on the Timewave Zero chart the year these were introduced. Do you really want to be holding a load of these at the moment when history ends though?

 
At 6:46 pm, Blogger kek-w said...

"Do you really want to be holding a load of these at the moment when history ends though?"

Lol!

Well, as I've explained before on this blog: the omniverse (or whatever we're calling it this week) is basically a multidimensional representation of Alice Deejay, a cheesey female Buddha archetype...and this will be revealed when Space & Time finally unfold like a hyperdimensional venus fly-trap...

Reel to Real may well turn out to be members of some postmodernist Vedic Euro-cheese pantheon, so I'm gonna keep my options open for when the universe inverts itself on 21/12/2012...

If I'm allowed to take a bunch of large-breasted models and the mythological drug of my choice into Post-Reality, then fine, but right now it's looking like a blue, cheap-plastic Reel to Real-themed wav-player from
McDonalds...

 

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