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Saturday, February 04, 2006

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6 Comments:

At 9:01 pm, Blogger Loki said...

i'll be the judge of that... :) try em with a bit of ginjuice and a squeeze of green tea... better still, just wolf the whole lot down and head out to Sutton Bingham with a tub of horse fat and a nasty glint in yer eye...


fun for all the family...

 
At 9:04 pm, Blogger Loki said...

just read that back and i'm sounding more like fucking Victoria Wood everyday...

Christ.

Just an eye-test away from Alan Bennett.

Not good. Especially when Thora Third plays me.

 
At 1:30 pm, Blogger kek-w said...

You're also looking more like Victoria Wood every day.

Of Amanita Muscaria ("Fly Agaric", to you civilians), Mr. John Ramsbottom says: "Amongst the Koryak tribes of north-east Siberia the fungus is eaten to produce a excessive emotion on occassions which seem to warrant it. Usually, one to three hours after a meal there is a period of delirium and hallucinations, sometimes accompanied by intestinal disrurnbances. This is followed by intense stupor and forgetfulness..."

No shit.

Ahem. BTW: We don't like to talk about Alan Bennett in our household, or David Hockney, nor do we use phrases like "quintessentially English" (which would greeted w/ the same mixture of horror and bemusement round these parts as "Iconic" would in the Penman crib)

 
At 1:35 pm, Blogger kek-w said...

Kid Kid Shirt just asked me who David Hockney was, so I said "The bloke who paints really bad swimming pools..."

She asked to see some, so I Google'd up a selection of Hockney swimming pools...she looked at the first one and yelled (at the top of her voice): "I HAAAAAATE THAAAT!"

...then "AND THAAAAT ONE TOOOOOOO!" at each subsequent image.

Atta Girl!

 
At 6:41 pm, Blogger Loki said...

just watched the animal winter olympics and the reindeer got disqualified for eating fly agaric... never figured muscimol could be considered a performance enhancer... reminds me of when that snowboarder got done for marijuana....

i think they should just legalise all drugs in sport and let them thrash it out... lets see some eyes pop out under the strain...

agree on the Bennett/Hockney ban... i've already had a word to myself about that...

 
At 7:15 pm, Blogger kek-w said...

The animal winter olympics?

Yeeeesh

I'm totally with you on the sports/drugs thing. One of the reasons I'm not into Sport is that I think they should be able to take the fuck they want to. I wanna see narcoatheletes explode from Crytal Meth/PHP overload as they attempt to bench-press half a ton. Sports should be more violent too, I reckon; it should be like Rollerball...more steroids, I say! More human growth hormones! More amphetamines!

Ice Hockey's the only one I even find remotely inneresting...that and Bowls.

 

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