MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS
Heheheheh...er, I mean: HO! HO! HO!
Don't go peeking up my chimney tonight, unless you want to get a fright...er, wait, that can't be right: that sounded rude...hurumphh!
A VERRRRRRY MERRY XMAS TO MY, er, READER (Hi, Mum!)...AND TO ALL MY ALCOHOL-SODDEN, NARCOTIC-FRAZZLED BLOGGING COLLEAGUES BOTH NEAR AND FAR...TO YOU ALL, I RAISE...MY LITTLE FINGER!
HAVE A GOOD ONE, Y'ALL!