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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

TEXT SHARK!

FACE: OFF

Oh. My. God. I-it's:

The world's first Face transplant.

THE MAN THAT WATERS THE WORKERS' BEER



I am the man, the very fat man,
That waters the workers' beer
I am the man, the very fat man,
That waters the workers' beer

And what do I care if it makes them ill,
If it makes them terribly queer
I've a car, a yacht, and an aeroplane,
And I waters the workers' beer

Now when I waters the workers' beer,
I puts in strychnine
Some methylated spirits,
And a can of kerosine
Ah, but such a brew so terribly strong,
It would make them terribly queer
So I reaches my hand for the watering-can
And I waters the workers' beer

Now a drop of good beer is good for a man
When he's tired, thirsty and hot
And I sometimes have a drop myself,
From a very special pot
For a strong and healthy working class
Is the thing that I most fear
So I reaches my hand for the watering-can
And I waters the workers' beer

Now ladies fair, beyond compare,
Be you maiden or wife
Spare a thought for such a man
Who leads such a lonely life
For the water rates are frightfully high,
And the meths is terribly dear
And there ain't the profit there used to be
In watering the workers' beer

(Paddy Ryan)

BIRTHDAY BOY

HEEEEEY...Happy B/Day to Dom Zero, who is now officially older than the hills...

In fact (adopts 1/64th Jewish comedian voice), he's sooo old that he rides to work on an Eohippus...

Dom's sooo old that even Captain America thinks he's a fuddy-duddy.

An' Snake Plissken once said "Dom Zero? I heard you were dead..."

Ah, well, I already did the Vance Astro joke last year...

Have a good one, maaaan!