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Monday, November 07, 2005

DISCO SCIENTOLOGY

Yes, Terrific Travolta tells all: "My life as an Operating Glitterball Thetan!"

"Y'know, I can't imagine my Pre-Clear life as a young, fit and healthy dancer...it seems like a distant dream now, as if I was someone else."

"One of my Engrams was a fear of flying...apparently, in a previous life I fell off a cliff, but I'm over that now...Scientology helped me understand that was all that was holding me back from getting my full pilot's licence..."



John Travalta: Disco Scientologist! Europe's Funkiest Disco-Mag is on the case again! Bringing you the stories behind the stories!



"Grrrrrrghhh...I...urrgh...feeeel...so much...healthier now!"



Well, he may be Clear, but he still can't 'smoke' in films for toffee. He does this wildly expressive hand-gesture thing when he's 'smoking' in a movie that comes off like a move he might've copped from Freddy Mercury's stage-show. Check it out some time...I'm trying to think some examples of Travolta smoking really badly in films. Lemme see, "Broken Arrow", I think. "Face: Off", maybe. Does he smoke badly in "Pulp Fiction", can't remember...I think he does in "Get Shorty".

Maybe someone stubbed a cigarette out on him in a previous life. Or perhaps he was actually film-director John Walters in his last incarnation. Either way, he obviously needs another $35,000 course to free him of this Bad Acting Smoker Engram.

Dammit, though, I wish I'd thought of this:



John Travolta, Disco-Scientologist-Pilot-Actor in Scientology Sci-Fi Blockbuster "BattleField Earth", recreated here in...what is that stuff...beads...sequins...? Lawd, but I wish it was wool...

"THE WILD BULLS OF KOREA"