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Sunday, October 23, 2005

EVER FELT YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED?

Christ, must be knackered or something...can't even be bothered to point out how fucking pitiful the new Arctic Monkeys' single is.

I'm not normally in favour of eugenics, but the people buying this record ought to be forcibly sterilised. Without an anaesthetic.

Bloody Fred Perry-wearing scally dullards. What's the matter w/ you kids? Pull yr socks up, you lazy tossers. As if it wasn't enough that my generation had to suffer The Jam...

Petrol-bomb the NME's offices! Bring down their website with a zombie-network attack! Garrotte their editor! Demand your money back...

Ah, that's better. Starting to wake up now...

GABO ROSS