TOYS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
More, uh, Toys of Mass Destruction:
"Safe to use indoors"?..."Completely safe and harmless"?...What tha--?
Must be some sort of low-yield Neutron Device, if you can use 'em indoors. No wonder the North Koreans are tooling up if Amercican kids have access to hardware like this. Are these weapons not covered by the S.A.L.T. treaty? Jeez: 7 year-olds with first-strike capability...it just doesn't bear thinking about.