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Thursday, April 14, 2005

FRIDAY THE FIFTEENTH PART 2

I love the fact that Nick is available to DJ at Exorcisms. This opens up a whole raft of possibilities. Next time I need an Exorcism though, I won't call Nick, 'cause The Devil has all the best tunes. Heh. (Wonder if he's got an i-POD yet...? Old Nick, I mean, not Young Nick...one with 666gig of memory..."Ah, bugger. Me vinyl keeps bloody melting", etc)



Personally, I can only play 1/64th of a Bar Mitzvah, which creates a number of logistical problems: UN Peacekeepers invariably get called in to referee my set, etc...with the guy who's playing the other 63/64ths of the party complaining that my last tune went 0.053 of a second over time. Still, the food's usually good.

I am, however, available to DJ at forest fires, lynchings, outbreaks of Foot & Mouth Disease, ram-raids, Ann Summers parties, libraries, cock-fights, abattoirs, flower-shops, operating theatres, tattoo parlours, oil-rigs, dentists, Hazel O'Connor gigs, Masonic Induction ceremonies, volcanic eruptions, magistrate courts, premature burials, premature births and premature ejactulations.

Unfortunately, I can't make it to tomorrow night's Dubstep/Grime do at The Black Swan, Bristol, because I've been stitched up on the child-care front...which is a real shame 'cause it's a bloody cracking line-up:

ThinKing with October/Cyrus/Digital Mystiks & Loefah/Plasticman/Vex'd/Pinch with Blazey

Hope everyone that goes has a great night! Fuckin' wish I was going, but hopefully I'll make it up for the next one...