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Monday, May 09, 2005

KILL ALL HUMANS!

DESTROY...DESTROY...DESTROY! HUMANS ARE WEAK! THEY ARE STUPID AND INEFFICIENT!

THEY...MUST...ALL...DIE!


3 Comments:

At 10:59 pm, Blogger johneffay said...

What does the warning say at the bopttom? Is it something along the lines of 'Chest panel should only be opened by a certified repair technician, otherwise a thermonuclear explosion may result, thereby invalidating the guarantee and wiping out most of the Eastern Seaboard'?

 
At 4:41 pm, Blogger 20jazzfunkgreats said...

probably right.

 
At 7:20 pm, Blogger kek-w said...

It's a Doomsday Toy: only to be played with in the event of mutually-assured destruction.

The Warning says: "Not suitable for Children aged 2 or under. This product has a half-life of 90,000 years. Made in China."

Apparently, Bush has demanded that UN weapons inspectors investigate and decommission all Toys of Mass Destruction. He recently said that our house was "part of an Axis of Evil" and the USA would bring sanctions against us for owning an Atomic Robot Man. (We're no longer allowed to smoke Cuban cigars, or something. Waitaminute, that doesn't sound right...) Condoleeza Rice keeps phoning up and pestering my wife, so I had words with Rumsfeld in town yesterday...

 

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