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Friday, November 19, 2004

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHA! FOOLISH MORTALS, MY PLAN IS PERFECT: IT CANNOT FAIL...

Playing over in Sherbourne at The Plume of Feathers tomorrow night is Mark 'Pop Parker' Barber's other band Jukes, who've recently signed to Twisted Nerve. DJ Indie Tyrant Alan Flint will be in attendance too...Hmm. Think I might catch the bus over from Yeovil armed with a Bashment/Grime comp. CD...ply Flinty w/ ruthlessly-strong Latvian lager until he's more pie-eye'd than usual, then nick his contact-lenses and have my wicked way with the audience, arousing 'em into a mild torpor with some Lady Sovereign, Mark One and Slaughter Mob tunes. Standard.

Heh. Old blokes: it'll serve 'em right.