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Friday, October 22, 2004

"I WISH I WAS A SPACEMAN..."

Found this in the garage, like you do:



Bagatelle. God, I love playing bagatelle. It's pinball for retards.

I had a Cosmic Bagatelle too (not sure who made it), but, sadly/stupidly, I got rid of it; it had pictures of stars and planets on it; a gonzo points system based on the size of the planet: 100 pts for Jupiter, 50 for Mars, etc. Badly drawn pictures of asteroids and comets. How I ache for its loss. Kids today, with their 128-bit Anti-Terrorist Bastard Squad Games: pah! They know nothing...

Bagatelle. I hunger for bagatelle...