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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

VAN VANQUISHED/YUMI YUMI

Wow. Just got back from the Van Morrison Stealth Working. Whooo...Wotta rush. This involved the use of some vicious low-tech occult ordnance: namely, The Mike Scott Seriously Evil Voodoo Mask. As a result, The Man is now well and truly hexed/vexed, but there may be strange and unexpected side-effects for a couple days: expect an astral/aetheric intervention in the West Country of biblical proportions: out-breaks of St. Elmo's Fire; two-headed calf births; a rain of frogs; waterspouts; sightings of the St. Mawes sea-serpent; spontaneous Wicker Man combustion nr Junction 23 of the M5, etc, etc. If all goes to plan, Van's career will go into total free fall approximately..........now!

Morrison is completely screwed now: in the coming weeks, he'll lose his good looks, his hair, put on weight, etc...ha! see: it's working already! That'll teach him to play Yeovil. Bear with me: I'm a bit pumped right now; I'm all a-krackle with Kirby Dots from the paranormal energy generated in tonight's psychik attack. Phew: it was like an full-on astral work-out! Full report (and pictures) to follow.

In the meantime:

Yumi Yumi play Yeovil Labour Club on Friday evening: Me and Chris have already got the baby-sitter sorted. Yumi Yumi are a pair of Japanese chicks that play spiky, high-velocity Electro-Punk-Pop. Saw them last year and they're totally great. Trust me. If this was an mp3-blog, I'd post some tracks...

Ben Wood's own occasional Electro-pop outfit are supporting (dunno their name): doors open about 7:30-8:00, I think.

Yo! Farmer Glitch: you and Zoe going!?

Flinty's on the door. It'll be a right laff.


YOU'RE SO VAN...

Can't stop to chat right now. I'm just off on my bike to launch a psychik/occult attack against Van Morrison.

No, I'm not kidding. Stay tuned for further details...


ZEN PROPOSITION #1

What happens when Scooter takes helium...

does his voice pitch itself out of existence?